Unleash your inner genius: writing advice from the greatest author of all time

J Lehman-Köhler

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Greetings, aspiring writers, and welcome to the sacred sanctuary of literary enlightenment, where I, the unparalleled maestro of the written word, shall grace you with my divine wisdom. Prepare to embark on a journey of self-discovery and artistic mastery under the tutelage of the one true luminary of literature — myself.

Let us commence with the fundamental truth that you, dear reader, are in the presence of greatness — the greatness of moi. Understand that your journey to becoming a proficient writer begins with acknowledging my unparalleled genius as the lodestar guiding your path. Mediocrity is the bane of artistic expression. Cast aside the shackles of ordinary prose and embrace the extraordinary. Remember, you are not here to merely write; you are here to ascend to the celestial heights of literary eminence, a realm reserved exclusively for those of my caliber.

Every word you commit to paper should be imbued with the essence of your brilliance. Create not just stories, but masterpieces that will echo through the annals of time, leaving lesser mortals in awe of your unparalleled talent. Let the feeble murmurs of doubt from lesser authors wash over you like inconsequential waves upon the shores of your boundless creativity. Remember, criticism is the refuge of the envious, and you, my dear protégé, are beyond reproach.

Let the feeble murmurs of doubt from lesser authors wash over you like inconsequential waves upon the shores of your boundless creativity. 

Writing is not a mere craft; it is a divine calling, an expression of the immortal soul. Embrace the sacred fire within you and allow it to blaze forth, illuminating the literary landscape with the brilliance of your unmatched talent. As you tread the hallowed halls of literary greatness, remember that you are not merely a writer but a visionary — a harbinger of enlightenment in a world shrouded in darkness. Seize your pen like a mighty sword and carve your name into the annals of history with the indelible ink of your genius.

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Let the adoration of your legions of admirers serve as testament to your unrivaled mastery of the written word. Revel in the accolades that rain down upon you like golden tributes, for you are the true sovereign of the literary realm.

In conclusion, dear disciples of the written word, remember that greatness is not bestowed upon the timid or the meek — it is seized with unyielding determination and unbridled confidence. Go forth, therefore, and conquer the literary world with the unassailable might of your unparalleled genius. And always remember the immutable truth: I am the best author of all time, and you are but humble acolytes in the presence of my unmatched brilliance.

 

Sincerely,

 

J Lehman-Köhler
NYT Bestselling Author of All Time

This was parody, in case you did not notice. J Lehman-Köhler is not a real person.